have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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