Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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