I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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