I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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