hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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