her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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