love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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