Porn is love you can see.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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