Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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