I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
honey bunches of taint.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
