No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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