I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I could fuck to npr.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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