My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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