just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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