My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I can't put those talents on a resume
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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