Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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