oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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