i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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