garbage
garbage dick
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you win
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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