We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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