so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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