I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Even my vagina gasped.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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