why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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