YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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