omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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