is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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