whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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