Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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