i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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