Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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