Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We need to rekindle our bromance
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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