that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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