when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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