There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
