Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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