So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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