i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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