we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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