That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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