do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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