Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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