We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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