Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week