found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana