is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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