I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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