Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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