covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
tell me about the eggs
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