just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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