Jerry, you need to find god
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
