so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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