I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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