I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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