This girl is more easily done than said...
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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