So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude