Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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