u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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